Old Man
The old man waited for his Doctor to return with the results of his tests.
On his return the Doctor asked him to sit down as he had some bad news.
First, said the Doc, after your little visit to the Thai brothel we have confirmed that you have contracted AIDS, unfortunately there is no cure. Oh shit, says the old man.
Secondly, says the Doc, you have Alzheimer's but we can treat that to lessen the impact on your life.
Thank Christ, says the old man, at least I don't have AIDS.
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