Thread: Barbie...
View Single Post
  #1  
Old 09-11-2005, 08:29 PM
Lish's Avatar
Lish Lish is offline
Shake That
 

Ride: VX SS Commodore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Bunbury WA
Trade Rating: (0)
Posts: 340
Lish Calais
Smile Barbie...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95


The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends.
__________________
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links
 
Credit Reports | Compare Credit cards | Credit Cards UK | Bankruptcy Certification | Secured Loans