*rolls up sleves*
lets see...
Rules All Guys Should Know About Girls!!
(This is my response to yours tough guy!!)
1. Don't always expect us to call you.. The phone works both ways!! You know the drill!! - Fair go but blokes are happy with a g'day how you doing today, personally i hate the phone.
2. No matter if we're fat or not.. Most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible! - thats a given. wont argue that one.
3. Birthdays, Vday, & Anniversaries are important to us... Can't you remember
three important dates out of the whole year!? We remember them.. Why can't
you!? - natural man programming.
4. You can't play around with our head no matter what the circumstances!!! It's not fair! Make up your mind!!! - we play with YOUR head!?
5. Eight times out of ten......The boobs on TV or in magazines AREN'T REAL!!! So get over them!! - but its fun to live the dream
6. DO NOT act different or be a jerk around your friends.. It will get you in the end... (We remember these types of things) - its what we do, i behave slightly differently around different mates.
7. Know the situations not to make stupid jokes!! It only makes you look like more of an ass!! - we are cursed with bad timing. but fair go.
8. You're the guy, don't expect us to pay for your food!! It's bad enough if you're not paying for us!! - "tell me now before i spend $$ on <Item>"
9. No matter what, we don't want to hear about another "chick" you dated, were interested in, kissed etc. - fair go.
10. Don't make comments about our old boyfriends it only makes you look more jealous!! - not guilty.
11. If YOU kiss us.. Know that we're going to expect you to call us!!! Don't be an ass about it! YOU MADE THE MOVE!! - hmmm i can agree with that but it doesnt hurt to drop a line and say "hey whats up"
12. Being drunk is not an excuse for ANY of your actions!!! - its a god given right of an excuse thankyouverymuchly!
13. "Hanging out with the guys" can not consume all your time!! We need time too!! - i can agree but hanging out requires hard work and dediction!
14. You can come shopping with us!! We would do it for you! So don't
complain the whole time!!! - not much of a shopper so my argument is not valid
15. You can put the toilet seat down.... That's how you found it!! - you can change the location of the toilet seat, we do it. it doesnt hurt
16. Don't make comments about our family... It's just something you don't do!! - whole heartily agree.
17. If you kissed us in that past week... I DON'T CARE WHO SHE IS, WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE OR HOW BIG HER BOOBS ARE... You are not supposes to kiss her too..!! - "......."
18. Do not brag to your friends...unless you want us to discuss with the
girls how small your penis is..... chicks talk about guys and guys talk about chicks. how personal we go depends on the listener.
19. Don't lead us on... Because we will talk about what a jerk you are, & it really doesn't give you a good reputation around the other girls you may be interested in!! Got it?? - i can only reply with "Why lie?"
20. We don't want to ALWAYS want porn as much as you do!! - agreed.
21. If we have a big game, meet, competition, or any kind of important
event... WE EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE!! It's just a given. - agreeable
22. Don't move too fast.. It only makes us think how long it's REALLY been since you got some!! You'll know when we're ready okay? - sublte hints dont work, obvious hins dont work, just tell us :P
23. You have to meet the rest of the family someday!! Just know how to act!! - refer above.
24. "I love you" is a big step..... Don't say it if you don't mean it!! - i know that from experience. and i regret having to learn it.
25. Know our songs when they come on the radio. - OH **** NO! if i hear another chick swoon when kelly clarkson comes on im going to commit a murder.
26. Come & pick us up when we need you to.. Most of the time we just want to see you :-) ...? huh. im too stupid to understand that.
27. Be there for us when we need you. A smile, a call, a kiss, a hug, a
visit, or just listening can go a long way when we're done or mad at you. - support is essential. goes without saying.
28. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!! - same goes for you!
29. Don't lie to us about anything!! You know we're going to find out eventually!! - again, why lie. not worth the future stress.
30. Once we break up or break things off.. It's WRONG to be interested or date a close friend of ours! how is it wrong?
31. If you make a promise & then break it.. WE'RE GOING TO BE ****ED! Just expect it. thats a given
32. Don't brag about the size of your manhood, It just makes you look really stupid. its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean.
33. DO NOT hit on or lead on numerous girls... Because it definitely sucks for you when we all find out... You just ruined your chances with all of us!! - "playin" is a tricky game which should only be attempted by skilled professionals.
34. Most of the time... If you have a car, you have kissed us before, &
you're the same place we are... There is a possibility we might ask you for a ride home if we really need it, don't get mad... It's really not that big of a deal!!!! - you kidding me? i LOVE driving. i'd drive to japan if i could.
35. Don't cheat on your girlfriends with us... It puts us both in a real bad situation. - cheating is lying.
36. We have PMS every month.. Please just try to understand... We don't feel good, we're angry, and we're emotional.. DON'T FIGHT WITH US.. It's just something you don't want to do. - known fact.
37. Most of the things you do reflects back on us in some way.. or
effects us in some way.... Don't do anything stupid! - that works two ways.
38. If you still have feelings for your ex, don't get involved with us.. We'd rather not be in the middle of that one!! - depends on strength of said feelings.
39. Don't get involved with us or do anything with us if you don't want
anyone to know about it! Or don't expect anything to happen between us ... It's really not that hard at all!!! - ......k
well admitabbly i agreed to half those statements but there are some borderlines and the song one i totally disagree with.
in the end i suppose its all about communication and expression.