funny stolen car story

[vlbrockyowner]

id like to here some funny stolen car storys i know it sounds strange cause most of them are sad but do your best
il start shall i
well my dad drove to the pub in his 95 ford falcon ute (it was given to him by his uncle) he went to the pub for the obvious reasons lol a couple hours later he went to get his sunglasses from the car (aparently he felt like dressing up like a CIA agent) but the ford wasnt there D: so he got a taxi when he went back to check the next day when he could actualy see it was gone. he turned to my mum and said thank **** for that now can i start fixing my torana? but anywho they called the coppas and they told dad that they found to people driving very slowly down the m2 about 5 minutes from the house, so they pulled em over they were completely sober but the idiots didnt know how to drive a manual.
beleave it or not thats a true story no lies haha word for word.
and by the by my dad did fix that torana to showroom condition but then it got knocked off and stripped for parts

[Tree cutter]

This one is not about a stolen car but still funny. Someone broke into my old mans shed and stole a heap of tools and a chainsaw. My old man was glad to see the chainsaw gone because it had always been a prick of a thing to start. He claimed the tools and chainsaw on insurance and now has a good chainsaw that starts easily. Every time he uses the new chainsaw he has a laugh and says i wonder if those pricks that stole my old saw are sick of it not starting yet.

[Trevor 062]

My sister in law had her VH stolen from St Marys a few years back ,so she went to police station to report it.
Whilst there she over heard an accident being reported to the the police that happened a few minutes earlier down the road.
Apparently these 2 clever thieves had just stolen my sister in laws car & had a accident, the guy they hit new something wasn't right &
encouraged them to come to the cop shop & sort it out, these guys just went voluntary & gave the cops the details of my sister in laws car as if they had no worries in the world & basically said they had borrowed the car, just intime for my sister in law to hear all the details of her car being told to the cops.
She hikes up & says Hey that's my car & I am here to report it stolen.
Cops grabbed the clever thieves there & then & arrested.

True story even mentioned in the local paper.

[TVR-190]

My dads garage got broken into. when he went into the garage they had tipped all his golf clubs out on the floor and stolen the bag. Just the bag. shows what the clubs were worth

[Lance2560]

my sisters car got broken into out the front of my house VL commodore, my dad belted and poked the culprit with a mop handle until it snapped over his head - true story

[vlbrockyowner]

hahaha good stuff boys i hope this picks up itl be quite amusing to read this stuff while im havin me mornin cuppa

[illusionalvr]

my guardians dad got his eh stolen many moons ago. i dunno how, but he found out who it was, and drove all the way to adelaide (400ks) and gave this kids mother a serve over her troublesome son.

[acarmody]

When we were moving into our new house we had all the boxes and crap stored in the front room, second night of living there and we got broken into, retards stole my brothers brand new and very expensive hi-fi speakers, not the actual hi-fi unit itself just the speakers, retards also somehow missed my dads laptop 1 metre away in plain sight.

Another time my brother and I heard someone sneaking along the side of the house in the dead of night, we were planning of what to do, whether to confront them or to call the cops, next thing we hear barking and the thief running for his life, buddy was about to get acquainted with out German Shepard cross Rottweiler, unfortunately he managed to jump the fence before Jess could get him. But we slept very well that night.

[woteva]

With my VL Commy 5-speed parked under the carport, I had just dozed off to sleep. Was then woken about 11pm to the sound of the VL trying to be started under the carport, just outside my bedroom window.

I jumped out of bed, grabbed my Maglite, and raced out the back door and looked under the carport to see the car gone. Ran out to the street and could not see it anywhere and thought it was gone.

Looking back under the carport and through to the backyard, I see the rear of the car. I must have missed seeing it when I came out the back door and around to the carport. When I got closer, I could see it had run into the back fence. Only a broken indicator light and a few small scratches.

Obviously the theif couldn't drive a manual Called the cops and the came and said they would look around the area.

About 2 months later I had a call from the cops who had arrested a guy who had a small adjustable spanner in his pocket with my full name engraved on it. It always pays to mark your tools. He ended up getting caught for my car and a few others after they bluffed him to say I saw him and would ID him in a line-up so he confessed

[GenReaper]

Back when i was a young whipper snapper i had a 4 cylinder Torana.
Middle of the night i hear it start up and reving, it was parked on the street.
Went out the front and saw some guys leg it down the road.
Little did they know i blew the diff that night and the tailshaft was actualy sitting inside the car as i had removed it.

********s tried to drive it down the road with no tailshaft.
I lolled.