I've thought of a few but like none of them
Such as:
Sparky (VP rear lights can be dodgy, and my alarm was too)
Rolly (still has standard suspension, but I will fix that in September
Jim (suburb I bought it at starts with Jim)
Numberplate is GTY so a bit hard for that one - NOT Grotty!!!
Was easy with last one FPC = f*ing piece of crap
It should get more ideas once I have 'bonded' with it some more
Keep it up guys