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  1. 17-02-2007, 02:25 AM #1
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    Default Cheap go fast story :)

    http://crazyjim.ramelot.com/14seconds.htm
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    Bahahaha good one Mr Foam !!!

    I really couldn't be bothered reading all that, but the pictures tell the full story.

    ROFL !!!!
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    that is funny as hell.
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  4. 17-02-2007, 08:47 AM #4
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    lmaooooo
    thats the funniest i've seen in ages!
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    hahahaha funny as.
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    ROFL thats piss funny. the thing tho is all that work and they only got it to run a 14. what a **** box
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripcell View Post
    ROFL thats piss funny. the thing tho is all that work and they only got it to run a 14. what a **** box
    a low 14. i think a VT/X would struggle to do that also lol.
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  8. 17-02-2007, 06:01 PM #8
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    Haha, that's desperate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    a low 14. i think a VT/X would struggle to do that also lol.
    yeah, but still, at least u wouldnt have to shop the car to buts
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  10. 17-02-2007, 09:05 PM #10
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    mahahaahaha thats some funny ass ****
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    hahahaha that has to be a joke doesnt it why would u bother bloody clowns
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    haha thats hillarious.. "chicks dig convertibles"
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    lol
    has to be fake
    what about the fuel tank. (http://crazyjim.ramelot.com/images/14sec/29.jpg)
    still funny as hell tho
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    the fuel cell is forward of the rear wheels.
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    That's old as hell. But amusing.
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    convertible heyyy?

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    Hope your not out in the shed with the sawsall greenfoam trying to lose some more weight out the commi
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    Hahahahahahaha absolute pissa, finally someone did somthin good witha POS ricebox lol
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    damn! they went to town on that thing, thats classic. i love the gaff taped air filter the most i think.
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    I just wanna know how they intend putting my mums car back together.
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    Fav part was when they started throwing out relays to shed wieght
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    ^^^^^^^ Yeah how......

    Hmmm ill just supa glue this roof and boot back on.

    Imagine tha guys face wen he gets his car back.....
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    mayhaps with the money they get from scrap metal, and from flogging off dash, wheels etc.... they could buy some performance parts and break into the 13's?

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    Rotflmfao

    Ahhhh Classic
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    A similar story here:
    http://www.ag.auburn.edu/users/gparmer/articles/neon/

    Not entirely sure whether it's believable, but it sounds like an awesome idea!
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