Incredible Fish Story

[Tom_1569]

Thats incredible, it took over 30 minutes for your porn to download.

To resolve future issues consider the following:
1. Check your internet connection is up to scratch.
2. Re-consider file size, 3gb porn is no good if you only need two minutes, evaluate get the free trailer it will do the same job.
3. Redtube is your friend, stream that **** with no record when the missus does get home and your "moisturising" at the computer.

 

[ari666]

was the porn any good?

*damn, im slow :s

 

[Jesterarts]

lol...

Yes, porn was alright. Reason it too a while to download was it was high def.

Just an update on the FISH.... still alive this morning.

I must say I've farily impressed with the little guy.

 

[S.T.K.E]

I had a cray that managed to climb it self out of my 5 foot tank, how it got out of a sealed tank i have NFI.

Normally this are very active at night, managed to find it on the other side of the house a little dried up but still alive.

Back in the tank she went, took him about 2 weeks to come good again and start feeding.

 

[VjamesY]

Ive had fish tanks my whole life, even work in an aquarium when i was younger. Ive mostly had native fish myself and a few tropical set up to. Around 4 years ago i had a set up with two big yabbies, in a big tank with glass coverjng the top with a small gap in the corner for the filter lines etc. After coming back from
A family holiday for about 2 weeks i noticed one of the yabbies was missing! Checked
Everywere in the tank but he was nowhere to be found. He had managed to crawl out of my room, down the hall way and dropped of the side of the stair case (mind you thats quiet a Big Drop with around 16 steps) to Be hiding behind the front door. When i picked him up he was barely moving and very dried out, with a crack in his shell from the fall. I Put him
In the tank and about an hour later he was fine. Not really sure how long he was out of the water but i was surprised to say the least that he survived

 

[ari666]

see, im not much into hi-def porn. mostly because you can see all the saggy baggy lines and wrinkles, and worst the cakes of make-up they slap on trying to look like supermodels. whereas with crappy SD porn, you can just play it in another small window while you surf JC...



now you are thinking... "is he watching porn right now?"


i guess, youll never know

 

[Julie]

30 mins for porn, now I know why govco are spending billions on nbn

... don't u love how the focus of this thread has gone from the miracle fish to porn :hmmm:

 

[LS1 James]

see, im not much into hi-def porn. mostly because you can see all the saggy baggy lines and wrinkles, and worst the cakes of make-up they slap on trying to look like supermodels. whereas with crappy SD porn, you can just play it in another small window while you surf JC...



now you are thinking... "is he watching porn right now?"


i guess, youll never know

Ewwww, Sticky keyboard Much?

 

[Banicks]

I remember the days of waiting 30 minutes for porn to download, those were the 56k dial-up days.

On the upside, I'm fairly certain all that waiting trained our generation in that era well, we certainty do last longer and don't pre-maturely....arrive. All that and more, without the use of some pansy nasal spray.

 

[Jesterarts]

... lol.

Nice, we've got from miracle fish to slow internet connection making porn watched of the 56k era last longer.

This thread is awesome.