Toilet paper

[hsvpunk]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

[holden-4-life]

hahaha niceee

[Jecs]

Winnah!!!!

[greenfoam]

The worst part of all this is no matter how big the breasts grow, it never compensates for the big arse , well maybe 10% compensation lol but not much!

[Jo3_Blo]

Haha! .

[HOLDENFAN]

lol short sharp and shiny