Growing Old Disgracefully
Don't worry!! he is one of us!
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya?'
The guy says, 'No, I'm from Canada.'
The bartender says, 'What do you do in Canada?'
The guy says, 'I'm a taxidermist.'
The bartender says, 'A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?'
'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals.'
The bartender grins and yells,
' He's okay boys. He's one of us.'
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
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haha could listen to them all day
Originally Posted by ChargedVX
Forecast For Tonight Is Alcohol, Low Standards And Poor Decisions.
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Lol .
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