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    Paramedics attend a nasty accident involving a sports car. The driver is screaming in pain, and they tell him to calm down. "At least you haven't been flung out through the front windscreen like your girlfriend". they say. He screamed back, "have you seen whats in her ****ing mouth?"
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    Thats GOLD!!!
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    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    There was actually a story about a businessman in Japan who was having an affair with his sex-atary... she was giving him head and a van backed into the car they were in... clean off... the irony being that the PI his wife hired was the one who made the emergency call! OUCH!

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    If you look at the thread about the damaged cars, and see the Purple VY Storm that I posted pictures of, put this story to it, and there's the reason it's in that particular thread.

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    that is nasty makes u wont2 throw up.
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