matty johns jokes.

[djeyecon]

Got em off a website - thought I'd share...

* That stupid girl should have realized that she has herself to blame… we all know that thrashing about will only attract more sharks.

* Andrew Johns is recognized as the better footballer but no one can doubt his brothers ability to put his team mates into holes.

* Q: What’s the difference between Matthew Johns and the movie Jaws? A: In Jaws, the woman only gets eaten by one shark.

* Apparently the Matthew Johns/Kiwi sex scandal was just a misunderstanding she said “I want sex” but the Sharks thought she said “I want six”

* Channel 7 Not interested in Matthew Johns for ‘Thank God You’re Here’ not enough room on small set for former Sharks teammates to enter room also

* The NRL cleared Matthew Johns of misconduct as the kiwi girl at the centre of the scandal admitted she wasn’t aware of the interchange

* If you break a mirror, it’s bad luck for 7 years…if you f**k a Kiwi groupie, it’s bad luck FOR 7 years

* Have you ever wondered what the Haka was about?… I listened to the start closely to the start : ‘’Come Matt-y, Come Matt-y…’’

* Kiwi women have been banned from swimming on Aussie beaches…they attract too many sharks

* You know the Sharks are in a bad way when they get a larger attendance at a gang bang than a home game

* NRL clubs are looking to increase attendance by introducing ”ladies night”’’

* Apparently the Bulldogs have come to Matty Johns defence and have stated that it is quite easy to get caught out with 14 players on the pitch

* Apparently the real name of the woman has been released. her name is Joyce Mayne take what you like now and don’t pay anything for 7 years

* Newsflash - Matt Johns has stepped aside from the Footy show. 5 of his Sharks teammates are prepared to fill in while 6 will be happy to be in the audience.

* The NRL have cleared the cronulla sharks from any wrong doing in the latest gang bang saga. They say benefit of the doubt was given to the attacking team.

* Breaking News. The others were’nt all sharks. Andrew Johns got her stoned. Then Brett Stewart fingered her. Sonny Bill f**ked her in the dunny while Hoppa fingered her asshole and Gower kept dunking his c**k in her orange juice. The only innocent player this time was Willie Mason, as usual he was happy for all his team mates to do the work!!!!

* There has been a huge cancer scare at the Cronulla Sharks! 7 Years ago, 8 Players all woke up with the same ugly looking mole on their cocks.

* Matthew Johns is set to star in a sequel to the movie ‘Three Men and a Little Lady’

[rippen50]

Matthew Johns has been cleared as the kiwi girl was not aware of the interchange rule

[GAMBLR]

hahahahahaha gold! poor bugger tho

[TVR-190]

someone shoulda told that chick that kicking and screaming attracts more sharks

did you get them off boostcruising?

[minux]

these are about as funny as watching re-runs of mash...

[Grennan]

Yeah I found them pretty lame to...

[MEANVY]

i like M*A*S*H!

[TheForgotten]

these are about as funny as watching re-runs of mash...

mash re-runs are funny if you didn't see them when they were first aired 20 odd years ago.....

[djeyecon]

someone shoulda told that chick that kicking and screaming attracts more sharks

did you get them off boostcruising?

lol na i forget where..

and yes i understand some of them are shit but i thought i'd copy paste the lot.

[nicko]

these are about as funny as watching re-runs of mash...

M*A*S*H* is the best, and these jokes are great.

Situations like this are so farked all you can do is laugh.