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    Default you MUST read this!!!

    i don't know if this has been posted in here, if it has, forgive me.... if not, we are missing out on something the rest of the world has been laughing at for ages!! the first 20 pages are the funniest!!

    Spanish "tuner". Enjoy - Mitsubishi Lancer Register Forum

    I had to post this in the humour section...... because you will cry with laughter!!
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    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    up to page 5 now, gold

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    oh read thru it, it took me a couple days, when I was off sick, but very funny, my fav is franken-clutch

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    lol what a knob
    Quote Originally Posted by coplzr View Post
    At the end of the day its not about the money its about how you want it and were u wanna stop, i mean i could have just tinted windows put kit and chrome wheels on the car and lowered it and started a thread if thats what you all wanted but i love cars i love the feeling u get when ppl say mate u done a great job on this thing now that feeling is the very exact reason ill do it again on another car i enjoy any part i can play in the build and i def enjoy driving it

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    just passed the clutch
    cut the centre out on the new one and weld your old centre in
    bahhahah fool,

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    hmmmmm i think the vl could do witha lighten flywheel




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    They nearly got it right, all they needed to do was melt down the engine and make something useful out of it. Haha dont it make you want a lancer.

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    wouldn't you just give up after it goes bang once.... remember they wanted 900hp out this thing bahahahaha

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    oh dear god...he needs help, that just took me forever to read all 63 pages. Was funny shit, it all sort of babble though for the last 20/25 pages for anyone that decides to read it. Pretty much after the dyno run where the turbo caves in it just goes into laughter and babble no real updates.
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    Has ACL stopped making flat top pistons or something? Grinding a heap off the heads seems to be the latest fashion...
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    It's cheap and half arsed - perfect fit for a Commodore
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    wow im upto page 10 and i cant believe how bad this is....im still reading lol

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