The Balloon Family

[ClairBear]

The Balloon family went camping. After erecting the tents and having a nice dinner, Daddy Balloon and Mummy Balloon settled down for the night, leaving their son Billy Balloon to finish up the dishes. When it came time to sleep, Billy realised it was a very tight uncomfortable squeeze between Mummy and Daddy.

So he undid Daddy's knot and let out some air. He tried again to get between his parents but it was still too squeezy. So he let a bit of air out of Mummy. Nope, still a bit tight, so he let some air out of him self and found he was able to snuggle perfectly between his parents and had a wonderful sleep.


He woke the next morning with his father standing over him. "Son" his father said "you have let me down, you have let your Mother down and you have let yourself down."

[hakhawk]

oh wow. that is shockingly bad... LOVE IT!!

[nick3110]

adam hills version is better :P..

[Jecs]

this needs to go in the bad jokes section lol