Three Old Men

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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the
60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the
time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You
take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes
out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is
the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the
60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel
movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every
morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30...... So what's so bad about
being 80?"



"I don't wake up until 7:00

[jakbob]

That made me chuckle