Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how
I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ;
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it..
Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
GOLD
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Originally Posted by coplzr
At the end of the day its not about the money its about how you want it and were u wanna stop, i mean i could have just tinted windows put kit and chrome wheels on the car and lowered it and started a thread if thats what you all wanted but i love cars i love the feeling u get when ppl say mate u done a great job on this thing now that feeling is the very exact reason ill do it again on another car i enjoy any part i can play in the build and i def enjoy driving it
teacher: ok class todays word is contagous, can anyone put it in a sentence?
billy: ooh, me miss, pick me
sally: i can miss
teacher: ok go for it sally
sally: mum said the flu is "contagous"
teacher: very good sally
billy: come on pick me miss
teacher: ok if you must billy
billy: the man next door is painting his house with a 5mm brush, dad said "it'll take the ****ages"
Bigmacs everywhere
Beautiful!!!!!!! lol
Love that spelling one
Donating Member
hahaha that made me actually laugh out loud
billy's backand he took a trip to a farm for his class excursion
teacher: ok class what noises did you hear at the farm?
sally: moooo
teacher: what animal makes that noise sally?
sally: a cow miss
teacher: well done sally, anyone else
amanda: baaaa, a sheep makes that noise miss
teacher: great amanda, anyone else
billy: ooh miss, i've got one
teacher: yes ok billy
billy: "get off the ****ing tractor"
BOB DA FITTER
HAH loved all of these... i lol'd hit my comp desk with my fist and all od the paper work on my desk fell on the floor... soooo now i got to clean it up.... Thanks for giving me more work
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