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Old 17-06-2005, 12:42 AM
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I found this it's pretty funny
son't know if its already been posted here but anyway http://www.wog.com.au/article_main.asp?ArticleId=425
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Old 13-07-2005, 02:13 PM
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Pretty Funnny
But please stop bagging out Greeks, Ule
Or me and all 50000009882 cousins will smother you in grease
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Old 13-07-2005, 03:15 PM
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Vasoline? or KY...
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Old 13-07-2005, 05:37 PM
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We will smother you in vegetable oil or wateva the oil is that my 3061 uncles use in their corner shops, ule. Fully Sik You Later Bro
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Old 13-07-2005, 07:37 PM
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Can you please clarify who or what the hell ule is?
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Ule Pronounced (YOU)-(LEH) is what greeks etc call themselves ie you leb
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Can you please clarify who or what the hell ule is?
Yea jetspin ur a tool if u dont no wot ule is and its actually spelt uleh but anyay do u wanna join my gang an make a beef wit shazza cos she is a tool aswell. Yeah cool so if u want PM me an well organise a hit on da b%tchs dumpster (its skip bin number 5, Scum Road) so lets do it ULEH
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I can't help it if my first language isn't wog, we don't even have any of them over here.

So watch who you call a tool.
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uleh... hmm
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That is some good sht
A VL turbo is a hard thing to tame

Ummmmmm what is up with the Uleh?
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Oh mah gawd are you for serious paying us out like dis for reals bro?

I'm seriousness we dun tawk like dat at all, it's just a bloody fad made by those stooges on Pizza uleh, I can't actually believes you thinks we talks like that...

Its outragis.

I talk like that all the time in fact, usually gets a good laugh in my group of friends.
I'm pretty good with a habib style "Oh MAH GAWDD" real low tone.. or a ...**** I can't remember his name, you know, the wog boy... I can get the really high angry voice going too... It's just natural with my genes. Not to mention my tight jeans, black bonds T, greasy hair and gold all over...

Also I find when you're scamming on a chick or meeting someone new, using the wog voice and saying something really sleezy or one of those cheesy pick up lines works really well as an ice breaker.. Unless this chick really doesn't like wogs, in which case i'm Samoan... Most chicks I go for wouldn't know what a Samoan person looks like so even though I look like a stereotypical wog, I can still get away with it.
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