1.Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, . . . . so . so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
28. "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke.
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
apparently wasting my time with 97 cubic inches
milk doesnt come in 1.6 litres
my geminis
lol great job m8
some of those are gold, AWESOME!!!
hahaha good work...
hmmmm the speed of darkness is relitive to the speed of light and if ur scared half to death twice ur 1/4 alive still....:P yeah im a smart ass