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Adelaide Northern Suburbs Humour
An Elizabeth girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.
How many children?" asks the assessor
Ten" replies the Elizabeth girl,
Ten?" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?
Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan,
Nathan and Nathan"
Doesn't that get confusing?"
Naah..." says the Elizabeth girl, "Its great because if they
are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER
DINNER'S READY!' or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it...
What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
Centrelink worker.
That's easy," says the Elizabeth girl... "I just use their surnames
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A Smithfield girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says
I'll take the red one.
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher.
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Q. Two Salisbury girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
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Q. What do you call a 30 year old Elizabeth girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Elizabeth girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call a Smithfield girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during an Elizabeth quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does a Salisbury girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Smithfield kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
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Q. What's the difference between a boy and a Smithfield girl?
A. A Smithfield girl has a higher sperm count.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Elizabeth ?
A. Fathers day
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Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Elizabeth ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
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lol, heard em before but i wont hold that against ya
nothing wrong with the north!
Banned
everything wrong with the north
those are funny
Apprentice Panel Pusher
gold totally you Will
and another one
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Q. 4 Elizabeth people in a commodore drive off a cliff, whats the problem?
A. Commodores seat 5
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rofl. im guessing northern adelade is comparable to western sydney? :P
BOB DA FITTER
Ha ha ive heard those befor but for the frankston north area... its scary driving through there at night lol
So Wet For You!
Elizabeth is just as comparable to the south anyway
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Originally Posted by davway
SIR 355
grew up there...so true..
IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES-STROKE IT!
I drive a Skyline, too.
You can take the feral outta the north, but you can't take the north outta the feral.
I'm a born and bred Salwzbree Nawf-ian. I wear flannelette and my last gf was 50% abbo.
It's as if society expects me to act like a cockmongler when I'm driving the Commodore. People always look at me weird when I go the speed limit, or indicate for more than 2.5 clicks or accelerate moderately off the lights... wtf
A Smithfield girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says
I'll take the red one.
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher.
i love it
admittedly, they were funny, i'm from the north, but only some are bad, like elizabeth and muno para etc, grew up in salisbury north, its not feral, its just a hood lol
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So Wet For You!
No she wasn't, she just said she was half cast to get dual benifitsYou can take the feral outta the north, but you can't take the north outta the feral.
I'm a born and bred Salwzbree Nawf-ian. I wear flannelette and my last gf was 50% abbo.
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Justice League
Yeah these are the same jokes just with different town names in them, last time I heard them it was all about Frankston.
I like boobs
Go the 'beff haha
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