I caught my dad with my GF!

[VS Omega]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
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[Cobez]

Lol. That's not too bad. Not the best, but it was ok.

[Hunter SS]

Thats GOLD!!!

[VS Omega]

Posted in here for effect, just waiting for it to be moved to the Jokes section

[Cobez]

It's not as good as the one you posted HunterSS, you know, the one about kneeling behind your car to catch your wife out cheating and noticing the crack in your rear bar on your car. LOL!!!!!!!!

THAT, was gold Me dad ****in pissed himself laughing too lol.

[fuzzy2308]

LOL what the **** your x gf is a bald black dude? george forman pic.

[chrism182]

LOL. Funny stuff.

[Cobez]

I am going to assume you aren't serious Fuzzy lol.

[fuzzy2308]

its even funnier when i get the joke, **** im a dumb ass

[VS Omega]

My [G]eorge [F]oreman

[Cobez]

its even funnier when i get the joke, **** im a dumb ass

LOL!!!!!!! Ok, maybe next time i shouldn't assume straight away lol.

[walesy]

LOL what the **** your x gf is a bald black dude? george forman pic.

bwhahahaha your taste in "women" is awful

[s1knt]

gold gold v

[STEALTHY™]

Disappointed its a joke. Would have been funny if it was real

[Escape-The-Fate]

haha that was the best..and the fact fuzzy was like wtf thats not your girlfriend was even better!!!

[LowVZ]

ahahah thought that was the real deal for a second

[mrhotdog]

hahaha thats gold, it would get +10 if we still had rep points lol

[BURNOUT BAZZA]

while reading this i was thinking why is this in the jokes section... then yeah saw the pic and mate me lauh.

[walesy]

while reading this i was thinking why is this in the jokes section... then yeah saw the pic and mate me lauh.

i read it before it was moved here it was in the pub, got me good i thought he was serious haha

[Anaru]

I saw it coming from the first line

[eXphoid]

classic.. and to think i wasn't gonna look at the pic

[Trayner]

i thought it was going to be like some hairy as chick or something , then it was the george forman lol lol

[HARVZ-6]

nows thats some amazing s**t when your smashed ahahahaha

good work =]

[fuzzy2308]

does any one have a George foreman grill?
can they try it and see if it work's?
i would imagine if u put some cooking oil or butter in it it would be quite slippery and warm and pleasurable.

[Jezza]

i didnt get the joke because the picture isnt a george Forman