Ford!

[SAMO-87]

Ford! - Joke.

[Bax]

Yeah... Thats pretty funny...

[walesy]

Ford! - Joke.

were you feeling particulary stupid when u thought of this?

[fourstar82]

Cynic alert...

[AUIIXR]

Ford! - Joke.

pffft u could make millions in the comedy industry :b:

[jezza]

That was so lame, it was funny!

[Torana]

pffft u could make millions in the comedy industry :b:

*rotflmfao* You drive a Ford by the looks of it mate. Oh btw, this "joke" it's very basic and a little dumb but it's a little funny.

[AUIIXR]

*rotflmfao* You drive a Ford by the looks of it mate. Oh btw, this "joke" it's very basic and a little dumb but it's a little funny.

yeah i can see how "YOU" guys are EASILY amused by it

[Julie]

Hmm I think one thing is 4 sure, this thread is a bigger joke than ford

[AUIIXR]

Hmm I think one thing is 4 sure, this thread is a bigger joke than ford

your meant to be a mod rnt u and ur encouraging behaviour like this? should paste up some lame jokes on our forums but dont wanna go that low

[Astranomical]

This is so dumb that its actually funny. :P

[jetspin_vn]

Lame.

I prefered the joke about the stick.

[Indy_387]

Lame.

I prefered the joke about the stick.

Ahahahahaha... I remember that... Now *that* was funny. I massmailed that to everyone at work the next day.

[jetspin_vn]

You and me both mate!

[Julie]

your meant to be a mod rnt u and ur encouraging behaviour like this? should paste up some lame jokes on our forums but dont wanna go that low

Mate mod or not that makes no difference, you come to a holden forum u have to ford expect jokes. I would have expected there to be a few holden jokes in your ford forum and if not well thats nothing to do with us, I just hope for your sake if there is, they are better than this sad excuse 4 a joke lol. Actually for the record I have nothing against fords, I quite like them , well the BAs anyway the rest are crap

[Majesticknights]

thats a good piont for some one to show up on a forum named "JUST COMMODORES" and try to defend himself and his petty race is a little unrealistic.

nice call on the ba's tho and i can add the xa, xb, and xy to the list of good fords but i dont have the space to write up a list of the crap ones

OMG i have a new joke...

AU Falcons and their sexy bodylines lol

[jetspin_vn]

Where have I heard this convosation before...


...oh, thats right, the other 2000 odd threads just like this one!!

[Majesticknights]

mmm seems it is a common thing between holden and fords, has only been this way since...... well forever

[AUIIXR]

Mate mod or not that makes no difference, you come to a holden forum u have to ford expect jokes. I would have expected there to be a few holden jokes in your ford forum and if not well thats nothing to do with us, I just hope for your sake if there is, they are better than this sad excuse 4 a joke lol. Actually for the record I have nothing against fords, I quite like them , well the BAs anyway the rest are crap

point takin yeah we have holden jokes but not a section dedicated to lame jokes like that what about this for truer then truth might b a repost though not sure
1. Cut the springs full dont be shy! 11mm off ground, that's heaps!
2. fully sick interceptors with 2 mags on front wheels maaaayt!
3. shick subwoofa ( note: it's not loud unless the boot hinges are
about to give way)
4. Get some fully fluffy assed dice from Uncle Charlie down at the Vic
market,
he can hook you up with some real niiiice ones mayt!!
5. Install a custom built hair wax holder on the dash for those last
minute touch ups before you turn off Chapel Street
6. Buy the lowest seat you can find so all people can see is your
Kappa hat poking above the dash
7. fully shick stickers on the side door, showing the sponsors you
couldn't afford ( Greddy, HKS etc etc )
8. put 144 on side window and state it does 11's
9. install a bottle of gold polish under the dash so you can quickly
shine up those "chest-hair line indicators" before stepping out.
11. put a $30 turbo tip from Super-Cheap Auto on your exhaust so
people think you can actually afford a real turbo
12. Slow all the way down to about 2 kph at least 20 feet prior to a
speed hump, to ensure people understand your car is lower than it
actually is, and seems like your chassis is detailed
13. Stare at people when you drive past as if you're about to fight
them, then drive off with as much RPM as possible so they get "scared"
14. When you exit your car, look at the big scratch on the spoiler.
You put your amp there when your arms got weak but pretend to forget
that for a second, rub the scratch with ur thumb as if it would come
off
15. When you rest your arm on the door, make sure you push outwards so
your muscles look bigger.
16. Make sure you have a nice teenage girl in the passenger side who's
"like, totally in love with you"
17. Never fix your neons, just constantly jiggle the wires until they go
on.
18. Make sure youur turbo's bearing are shot so badly that u get
3000rpm of lag and need to pump the clutch to get the shick sound
19. Make sure you own a nokia, so you're bro's and hoes can call you
and say, hey bro, lets go for a cruise in the VL turbo Leh!
20. Take your ride to "tint professor" so you get to drive the
replacement car (excel) and FRASH it to da max
21. Never buy optimax because your bro said it's not good for turbos
22. Ask a bro for 2 bucks for fuel money coz you used your money up
for a new turbo badge for yuour fake turbo
23. Moving your lisence plates to the side so you can get that extra 3
square cms air intake..
24. When you change the steering wheel moit, make sure you use the
good boss kit so your fringes dont get stuck in the column
25. Write in ur calender that you'll need a new clutch every two
months because you can't drive manual
26. Have a folder in your glove box to store all the canaries you cop
every saturday night at chapel st coz ur seat is so low
27. Ask the copper to stick your canary on an angle in the perfect
place on your window so the most people will see it at "chapz"
28. Keep a syphon tube in the boot incase you need to make a quick refill.
29. Nod your head to other "tilted hat people" as if you know them...
they'll nod back if they are sick
30. Get your break lights tinted so they are only just visible at night.
31. Make sure u are sponsored by a Car Towing company, proving you are
a real VL muzza on the burnout run saturday nights
32. Dont use brakes.. manual shift the auto like a sick ####..
Clean your lowerd seats before leaving Chapel so your ma doesnt find
out you ate a souvlaki after her dinner.
33. State you got a permit from the EPA not to run a cat converter.
34. Tell everyone at the drags that you're running 32psi, and after
the Cortina sucks your headlights out , say " oh my digital boost
controller was stuck on 11psi "
35. Blu-tac your TURBO badge on to your boot so when you floor it, the
badge will fly off and you can say, "Bro! See that my car is so f'n
fast the turbo badge fell off"!
36. Always wash your car with the hood up on the nature strip
37. When out with mates, make sure your fat cousin and her boyfriend
sit in the back so your car looks lower.
38. When someone overtakes you in ur VL you have to reovertake them
and just as u pass them you have to make sure the blow off valve
sounds
39. When driving past chicks at o-zone, make sure you change gears at
just the right time for the BOV to open up...
40. The correct cruising method is: 1 hand out window on the door, 1
hand on top of steering wheel, chin up, hat tickling gods feet, full
shick diesel jeans and top
41. Finally, get beaten by falcons at the lights, but dont worry coz soon ur VL will run 10's like all ur mates!

[hispeedvp]

Im sorry whares the Joke??

P.S Love the list (above)

[jetspin_vn]

Pity it's all lies, what a waste of time that was.

[AUIIXR]

Pity it's all lies, what a waste of time that was.

Thats the image of a VL owner, cnt u handle the truth?

[Bax]

I drive a vl and I can't say any of them relate to me. Even the getting beaten by a ford one. Was funny when I absolutely wiped the floor with an au xr6 the other week. 3 times.

[Ev0LuTioN]

cant you handle the truth that fords suck

[Shifty1]

Fords aint that bad, i had an EA but then got given the VK by my father, so I took it n sold the falcon because the VK has sweet f&^k all kms on it.. The EA boogied too..