How many ____ does it take to change a light bulb < post them here

[MikesCalais]

I'll start with my favorite

Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It depends if the light bulb wants to be changed



theres plenty of these around, i need somemore so share if you have any

[padrickz88]

LMAO! your a noob mike.....
I lol'd at this one haha

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

That's all right, I'll just sit in the darkness.

[JUZDVS]

How many Irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100! 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and 98 to turn the house

[JUZDVS]

How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ?

We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can You tell me what kind af system You have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch ???

[vsl67]

How many social workers does it take to change a ligth bulb?
2
one to try and change it and the other to write a paper about copeing with darkness

[MikesCalais]

LMAO! your a noob mike.....

noob... that must be a good thing, coz i hear that alot! lol

how many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?
none, the light will come back on soon enough

and

how many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
WHY!? who wants to know?!

haha they made me laugh

[TheForgotten]

how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. but god knows how they got in there.....

[MAS_614]

i dnt have any or cnt think off any but id have to say out off those i pick
the paranoid one followed closely by the mice one 2 be the best haha funny shit lol

[MikesCalais]

how many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

one, but it will have to be while you're having dinner

LOL!!!

[CruznCalais]

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...
Monkeys screw in trees, not lightbulbs

[rumbuck]

how many babys dose it take to change a light bulb ?
dah whats a light bulb. lol

[Jbird]

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

[alien]

How many me's does it take to change a halogen light bulb?

TWO if people keep the f**king power on! :@ Well, i did it with one of me anyways, but i'd hate to be someone that doesn't know electricity it could've killed them!

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Hahahaha...just found this as well...

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you ask me?

[nick3110]

lol awesome ^^^

[TheForgotten]

Hahahaha...just found this as well...

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you ask me?

if i hadn't seen that before i'd be asking questions of you......

[fuzzy2308]

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...
Monkeys screw in trees, not lightbulbs

GOLD ........................

[MikesCalais]

lol these are awesome!

oh and one more... just because there has to be at least one sexist joke in every genre...

'how many men does it take to change a light bulb?'
none. let her do the dishes in the dark

I already got slapped once for tellin that one

[crash3]

how many californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they screw in a hottub.

not that funny but meh

[redcedar]

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ???

None . Thats a hardware problem !!!!!!!

[And_ROOS]

How many concentration camp victims does it take to change a lightbulb? 20,000.
1 to change the bulb, whilst holding the ash tray...

[coolngroovy]

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

11

One to change the bulb, & the other 10 to stand around & say "I could do that, but faster"!

[TheForgotten]

haha so true.....

[VzVzVz]

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends how high the roof is :P