Philosophy of Ambiguity

[kittycat]

Hope the following makes u think & hava laugh...i thought it was a crack-up!

* Don't sweat the petty things & don't pet the sweaty thing
* Is Atheism a non-prophet organisation?
* If man evolved from monkeys & apes, why do we still have monkeys & apes?
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* Went 2 a library & asked "Wheres the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
* If a deaf child writes a swear word, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
* If someone with multiple personalities threatens 2 kill himself, is is a hostage situation?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go 'to get away from it all'?
* What do u do if u see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
* How is it possible 2 have a civil war?
* Why do they lock service station toilets? R they afraid someone might clean them?
* Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
* What was the best thing before sliced bread?
* If u ate pasta & antipasta, would u still be hungry?
* If u try to fail, and succeed, which have u done?
* Do infants enjoys infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* Why do they put braille on drive-thru bank atm's?
*If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
* If u spin an oriental man in a circle 3 times, does he become disoriented?
* 1 thing about egotists - they don't talk about other people
* Can Atheists get insurance against acts of god?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" 2 have "s" in it
* Why are they called haemorrhoids instead of assteroids?

[Archers]

lol great one m8 had a nice laugh

[chevy_big_block_bro]

They're a good pick me up
Well done


* If a deaf child writes a swear word, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Shouldn't he just say it, he's only deaf

Its the mute child that writes it.

[vlv8vic]

They're a good pick me up
Well done


* If a deaf child writes a swear word, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Shouldn't he just say it, he's only deaf

Its the mute child that writes it.

you've not had much experience with the deaf have you? lol.

[kittycat]

My apologies....i should have said deaf & dumb child, and that is the correct terminology. They r unable 2 speak!