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    The Australian Poetry Competition held in the Sydney Opera House had come down to two finalists;

    A) The university graduate.
    B) An old aboriginal.

    They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a short four line poem that contained the word.

    The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.

    First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

    Slowly across the desert sand,
    Trekked a lonely caravan
    Men on camels two by two
    Destination - Timbuktu .

    The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.

    The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

    Me and Tim a huntin' went
    Met three whores in a pop up tent
    They were three, and we was two
    So I bucked one, and Timbuktu .

    The aboriginal won.
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