The Barman
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot barman. The robot serves him a perfectly mixed cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies “150” and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming, quantum physics, string theory, nanotechnology, and the theory of relativity. The man is really impressed so he decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back for another drink. Same thing. The robot serves the perfect drink and asks “What’s your IQ?” The man responds “About 100.” Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time it’s about rugby league, Holdens, horse racing, tattoos, Jennifer Hawkins and women in general.
Really impressed the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He walks back in. The robot serves him a drink and asks “What’s your IQ?” “Err, 50 I think.” The robot says … really … slowly “So … are .. you ..gonna ..vote .. for .. Kevin .. next .. time?”
Just lost the game.
Variation I've heard, is the barman asking "So hows the ford runnin?" when he says IQ is 50.
Originally Posted by Philthy
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