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01-02-2004, 09:18 PM
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For the answears goto "Conundrams....Answears.No cheating Now"
#1...What is always in front of you but you can not see it?
#2...How can you drop a chicken egg above a concrete floor three feet and not break it ? No you can not boil it or modify the egg in any way!!!
#3...John was working in a 15 story building when suddenly the fire alarm sounded! John ran towards the nearest window and jumped out without a second thought. How did he survive?
#4...Paul bet his neighbor $500 that his dog could jump higher than his house. Obviously his neighbor thought this was not possible, but he still lost the bet! How?
#5...How many times can you subtract 10 from 90?
#6...How many of each kind of animal did Moses take on the ark?
#7..Wilst in a race Jason overtakes the second person just befor the finnish line. In what position did Jason finnish?
#8...Your on one side of a river and you need to get to the other side. There are no bridges etc but you have a very small boat. You also have a fox, a chicken and some chicken food. Because you can only take one of them at a time, how do you get all of them to the other side of the river? Remembering that if you leave the fox with the chicken it will eat it and if you leave the chicken with the chicken food it will eat it! How can it be done?
#9... What is it that if you do correctly you can't get charged for BUT if you stuff up in anyway you can be charged?
#10... What word is pronounced as 1 letter, spelt with 3, has 2 of these letters the same, and can be read as the same word from either direction?
#11...How many gifts where recieved during the 12 days of christmas?
#12...Gus the farmer has 2 very lovely apple trees which he sells the fruit to the local Woolies. The local Woolies has asked the farmer to let him know how much fruit he has to sell him. The farmer knows that on each tree the trees each have 28 branches with 10 small sub-branches on each branch and each sub-branch has 8 twigs each of these holds one piece of fully matured, ready to sell, fruit. How many pears does Gus have to sell the local Woolies.
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01-02-2004, 10:54 PM
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oooo ooo oooo I know the answer - can I tell?
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01-02-2004, 11:01 PM
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Charlee knows....do you?
#1...the future!
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02-02-2004, 10:16 PM
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#3 He was on the ground floor ??
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02-02-2004, 10:29 PM
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very good pip75.
Worked out the rest yet.
regards Guy.
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02-02-2004, 10:59 PM
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Yeah uuummm, what you do think I am Guy, smart or somethin...
ok here goes
#1 Your nose
# 2 Drop the hen before she lays it?? Or drop it on the pointed end it can take more psi pressure than any other part of the egg.
#4 Paul was a midget and he owned Clifford the big Red dog...lol
#5 Eight
#6 Moses didnt take animals on the ark Noah did......??
#7 Second Place
So and the Verdict is.....
Keep smiling...it makes people wonder what you've been doing
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02-02-2004, 11:22 PM
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1) The Future
2). No idea at the moment
3). John was working on the ground floor
4). The dog jumped higher than his Kennel (His House)
5). Once
6.) None
7.) First
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02-02-2004, 11:25 PM
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#4 It was a dog house
#5 Once
#6 none
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03-02-2004, 07:28 PM
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1. the future
2. you catch it before it hits the ground
3. it was an internal window
4. the dog jumped his kennel
5. 8
6. 2
7. 3rd last
8. take the chicken, come back, take the fox and bring the chicken back, drop off the chicken and take the chicken food, come back and get the chicken
9. your tax return
thats my thinking done for the night! time for bed hehe
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03-02-2004, 09:32 PM
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Oh well close but no cigar here 3/7 aint bad I guess..have to work on them guy. Got anymore??
Pippa
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04-02-2004, 09:13 PM
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Adding a few more now, i just concerned on how to add the answears without giving it away, but as you have seen I've used my brain and worked it out.
I'll just keep editing this one with some new ones until it gets too big or the boys kick me off....lol....
Regards Guy
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04-02-2004, 10:50 PM
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number 11 = 78
number 12 = 0 as he wasnt selling pears
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04-02-2004, 10:51 PM
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opps and number 10 is 'I'
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12-02-2004, 11:02 PM
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# 13...An Aussie bloke with no passport managed to visit 10 foreign countries all in one day. He was always welcomed and always left on his own accord. How is this so?
# 14...What one word can you make by re-arranging the words "new door".
# 15...2 mums and 2 daughters went to a pet store and bought 3 birds. Each of them managed to have one bird each. How is this possible?
# 16...How far into the woods can a deer run into the forrest?
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