volunteer firefighter
A Londoner
Mervyn Jr parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his clique. As he is getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the pavement and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, Junior grabs his mobile and calls the traffic police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a
chance to ask any questions, Junior starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it is at the garage it'll simply never be the same again!'
After Junior finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. 'I can't believe how materialistic you punks are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How the bloody hell can you say such a thing at a time like this?' Junior asks angrily.
The traffic cop replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm wastorn off when the truck hit you.'
Junior looks down in horror. 'F*****g hell !' he screams,
'where's my Rolex ????...'
dont worry, il start a ride thread soon.
better to reign in hell
haha thats awesome, only problem being that you usually wear a watch on the left
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
apparently wasting my time with 97 cubic inches
milk doesnt come in 1.6 litres
my geminis
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i wear my wstch on the right when i wear one. its my most used arm, makes sense to put the watch on that arm.Originally Posted by nemesis_adrasteia
haha thats awesome, only problem being that you usually wear a watch on the left
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Yeah don't Rolex's wind themselves when you shake your arm? So if you put it on your right arm, it would probably run forever
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generally you put your watch on the wrist of your non-writing hand.
slideways
I havnt worn a watch in so long that Ive forgot which arm I had it on.
better to reign in hell
what about those of us who are left handed ;PYeah don't Rolex's wind themselves when you shake your arm? So if you put it on your right arm, it would probably run forever
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
apparently wasting my time with 97 cubic inches
milk doesnt come in 1.6 litres
my geminis
That was a good one. Worth the read.
Resident Pomme
never mind which arm you wear your watch on, what has it got to do with londoners? I recon sydneysiders are more materialistic.
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