I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Bugger !!!!!
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Haha you-reek-a stockade right there...
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hahaha ..............
hahaahah!!
hehe farts
HORSEPOWER- Some is good, more is better and too much is just enough!!
When in doubt,USE FORCE!
unlucky poor basterd