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[Dave82]

A successful farmer and grazier died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the property, but knew very little about it, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a farm hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about farming.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the property was doing very well.
Then one day, the farmer’s widow said to the farm hand, “You have done a really good job and the farm looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”
The farm hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
However, one o’clock came and he had not return back home. Two o’clock and still no farm hand.
He finally returned back home around two-thirty and found the farmer’s widow sitting by the fireplace.
She quietly called him over to her. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
“Now take off my boots.”
He did so, slowly.
“Now take off my socks.”He did.
“Now take off my skirt.”
He did.
“Now take off my bra.”
Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
“Now,” she said, “take off my panties.”
He slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I’ll fire you on the spot.”

[sikvs]

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