bride and groom
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.
After the wedding they left for their honeymoon.
While driving down the road the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, “What are them cows up to, honey?”
The husband a bit flustered answers, “Why, can’t you see? Them cows are roping.”
She replies, “Oh I see.”
After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, “What are them horses doing, honey?”
The husband answers again, “Them horses, they’re roping.She replies, “Oh I see.”
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got into bed they started to explore each others bodies.
Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband’s penis.
“Oh my,” she cries, “What is that???”
“Well darlin,” he says, “That’s ma’ rope.”
She slides her hands down further and gasps, “Oh, my goodness!! What are those?” She asks.
“Honey, those’re my knots,” he answers.
Finally the couple begin to make love.
After several minutes the bride says, “Stop honey, wait a minute.”
Her husband panting a little asks, “What’s the matter honey, am I hurting you?”
“No,” the bride replies, “Undo them damn knots. I need more rope.”
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