Missing Parts

[pip75]

Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A
> woman
(Could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for a
> > > seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic
> > asked,
> > > "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little
> piece
> > in
> > > the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had
> always
> > > been there."
> > >
> > > The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her
> to
> > > draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle
> of
> > it
> > > wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet
> up
> > > and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car ?" She pointed and said, "Of
> > > course, its right there."
> > >
> > > Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.
> > >
> >
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[gsmrobinson]

LMAO.......Loved it!!! Sorry bought back a few memories of when I was working at a service station, when they where service stations. But hay loved it...well done.

Guy

[Sashyre]

ROFLMAO.

Worked at Mitsi's for a few years with the dumbest blonde on the face of the earth. We were working overtime one night repairing sunroofs on finished cars. Someone popped the bonnet and a few of us were looking under it, when up she walks. She pointed to the oil cap and asked 'if I unscrew that will the stuff come out?' One of the guys looked at her and said 'is the car upside down?' We all fell about laughing.