Cunundrums

[gsmrobinson]

#1...Your Future
#2...Drop the egg more than 3 feet, it only breaks when it actually hits the ground.
#3...He was on the ground floor when he jumped.
#4...Have you ever actually seen a house jump? Thus dogs can jump higher!
#5...Once. After subtracting 10 from 90 you have to subtract 10 from 80 not 90.
#6...None. Noah built the ark and loaded the animals.
#7...2nd Place.
#8...Take the chicken over first, drop it off. Then go back and get the fox. When you drop the fox off pick the chicken back up and take it back to the other side. Once there drop the chicken off and pick the chicken feed up and take it to the far side with the fox. Then go back and get the chicken. Done.
#9...Suicide
#10...EYE
#11...364
#12...None...how many PEARS have you ever seen grow on an APPLE TREE?

[gsmrobinson]

#13...He was a postman delivering to the foreign national embassies. These embassies belong to the individual countries and not Australia.

#14..."one word"

#15...There where only 3 people. One was the grandmother, the other the daughter and the last the grand-daughter

#16...Only halfway, after that it is running out not in