Making love

[Philthy]

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."

[MissUnderstood]

Hahahaha... That was good. Remind's me of one I read the other day..

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

[acarmody]

LOL good one.

[stroked]

Here's another one:

Best pick-up line ever!

An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch.
I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies,
"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''
The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody things running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?

[SV62NV]

Here's another one:

Best pick-up line ever!

An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch.
I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies,
"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''
The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody things running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?

LOL imagine actually using this on a chick at a bar