Little Tony

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LITTLE TONY ON MATH

Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the
father?



"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies TONY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is
3x2?'"
"What's the f...kng difference?" asks the
father.
"That's what I
said!"




The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on
Tony.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There
are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."


Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"

TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Tony, that's a mouthful."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

[MikesCalais]

haha pretty funny

[redcedar]

Lol !!!!!!

[Hunter SS]

my name is Tony.... and it sounds just like me!!