When your wifes pregnant..

[NZVK308]

How come when your wife is pregnant all of her female freinds all rub her belly and say *congratulations*but none of them rub your C......K and say well done!!

[wildss]

lol nice one i like it

[DARK SIDE]

Hahaha gold

[VXWAGMAN]

I got the SMS the othe day.. must be going around..

[VjamesY]

bahahahaha good one, but hey, sharing is caring

[nick3110]

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[coolngroovy]

It could be because when a woman is pregnant, you know there is a baby in there.
But you can never guarantee who's it is!

Like my dad used to say......you can always guarantee your mother............

[1miss4comys]

oh oh haha.....my mate got that in a txt from his miss's best mate and next time she came around and was all like oooh congrats she dropped his pants and was like..comon then.....haha he was dead serious he thaught she was going to rub his dick hahahaha she just ran out of the room hahahaha oohhh gold!