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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    ahhhahaaha yea they're all oldies but some are pretty damn phunny!

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    heres one murphys law
    any car taken to a mechanic for unknown noise will promptly disappear apon presentation to him and will be followed by a fine tunnig of the wallet

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    Cool lol

    Quote Originally Posted by s0sage
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    ahhhahaaha yea they're all oldies but some are pretty damn phunny!
    That was pretty funny

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    Confucious also say...
    "Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger..."

    and lets not forget...

    "Fly who land on toilet seat get pissed off easily!!!"

    I'm lov'n it
    Kinky is using a feather...
    Perverted is using the whole chicken!!!

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    man who puts penis in peanut butter jar is f*cking nuts
    man who wank into cash register is always coming into money

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    Woman who fly aeroplane upside down sure to have crack up.
    Man who makes love to woman on side of hill not on level

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    Confusess has a feeling this is gonna turn into one of those huge threads that you read every post of and feel uterly disapointed when your finished or even have secon thoughts half way through but still you keep on reading incase you miss some thing really funny.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]My New Engine, A Work In Progress

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711
    man who puts penis in peanut butter jar is f*cking nuts
    man who wank into cash register is always coming into money

    aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaahha .. love it!

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    Lmao, these are awesome. :P
    Quote Originally Posted by som
    i saw a camira a while ago that wasn't blowing smoke.it was on the back of a tow truck.

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    hahaha there good




    n e one watch chapelles show on monday??
    "I'm RICK JAMES, B***H!!!"
    rofl-lol-mao
    VY works currently in PRODUCTION!!

    Engine will still be sloow!!!!! ;-)

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    lol funniest thing i've heard all week. A good laugh...

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