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  1. 30-09-2009, 09:36 PM #1
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    One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!”

    Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”
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  2. 30-09-2009, 09:43 PM #2
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    funny...yet soo disturbing hahaha
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    ohhhh thats ****ing funny..cheeky but good ohh haha
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    love it haha
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    bahaha love the red neck jokes
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    Cars, (I feel) are a personal thing, I couldn't let someone else do the "modify'ing" then be happy driving it...!

    Its like a girlfriend, I couldn't let someone do... uhhh, you know what I mean. Its personal!
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    HAhahahahahahahahahaha, I had to read it twice
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    what a coincidence! the only way i can get my 2 year old son to sleep is if he's in the front seat of the car, no child seat, no seatbelt, and i'm doing 250km/h down the mornington peninsula freeway.
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    hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirbs View Post
    HAhahahahahahahahahaha, I had to read it twice
    hahaha same man

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