Looking after the wife..

[black as]

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, "You lazy pig! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break!"

I thought 'Stupid woman!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.

After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought my wife a ride-on mower to show my senstive side. I'm really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us.

I've attached a picture...hope it comes through OK

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I KNOW...I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER.
SHE'LL PROBABLY WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT!!

[greenfoam]

ahhaha, I haven't seen a male mowing the lawn in years. Girls seem to love to do it. Either that or they rather short grass than wait till it's a meter high and ready to be mowed as far as males see it

[SV62NV]

ahhaha, I haven't seen a male mowing the lawn in years. Girls seem to love to do it. Either that or they rather short grass than wait till it's a meter high and ready to be mowed as far as males see it

that my friend, is 100% true

[BOY1236]

ahhaha, I haven't seen a male mowing the lawn in years. Girls seem to love to do it. Either that or they rather short grass than wait till it's a meter high and ready to be mowed as far as males see it

they just do it as training so they won't become FAT

[t1mmyc]

Thats gold!!