read plz (10 dollar port and polish job)

[gareth89]

i was f**king around and came across, i read it twice think bunch off retards.
i just pasted the whole lot

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

[Lopez]

read this before, in a thread that came with pictures, lol. people THAT stupid are a rare breed.

[ryno_vrx]

read this before, in a thread that came with pictures, lol. people THAT stupid are a rare breed.

sadly they ain't that rare

[azzfox]

LMAO!! "Ive got a friend that tunes Hondas", what? lawn mowers? Twat.

[Sheany]

Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

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[fuzzy2308]

ha ha ha........... nearly as good as the wanker that welded his diff together

[dunno85]

WOW,just WOW..

[Chalky01]

Hahahahaha i wish i could've been living across the road and watched them do this.... it would've been so funny.

[SquishyShoes]

Yeh, it was on one of the Audi forums a while back. I think it was posted here somewhere a few months back, I can't be buggered searching for it though...

[monochrome]

welded his diff together WTF?

[amayzen]

welded his diff together WTF?

The old CIG Locker. Not much fun on the asphalt.

[<RaBBiT>]

how could somone actually think this works

[Zuicider]

same as a housemate draining his p/s fluid so he could fill it with water to check for the leak, pure dumbness

[S.T.K.E]

ahahha what an idiot

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[gone_nutz13]

ah pmsl laughing at this one, and yes the welded diff was a beauty, what happens when silly buggers get ahold of a big welder, welded everything, all the spider gears and the axles was on his 4wd i believe.

[Jo3_Blo]

LOL, knob.

Yeh, the welded diff was gold too.

[jaywa]

Hahahaha that's funny.Wonder if he actually did that. I seriosuly can't believe someone would do that

[VKCOMMO]

LMAO!! "Ive got a friend that tunes Hondas", what? lawn mowers? Twat.

hey hey, ive got a friend that tunes honda's, he's a mechanic at emu plaines mowers and chainsaws

[Tim Smtih]

Maybe if we let nature run its course they will get themselves into the Darwin Awards.