What Not To Say To A Cop

[hindred]

NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

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13). Do you have a daughter? If he responds 'yes' don't stare at his badge and say "I thought the last name sounded familiar"

I think that's one from "How To **** Off A Police Officer"

Cheers

Jake

[Troy711]

four guys get pulled over and the conversation with the cop goes something like this:

Cop: 'sir do you know why i have pulled you over?'
man 1: 'uhh no officer i dont'
cop: 'well i have been following you for the last 5 Km and noticed how good of a job you have been driving and you will be present an award and a cash prize of $500. what are you going to do with the money?'
man 1: 'aww, i think ill pay for some driving lessons, maybe i could finally get my license...'
man 2: 'dont listen to him officer, he is drunk!'
man 3: 'if you dont shut up he will find out this is a stolen car!'
man 4: 'ohh **** i hope he doesnt find the drugs in the boot!'


yeah, lame i know... but its all i could think of hehe

[jafo]

when you get pulled over by a breatho and they say blow into this never say sorry i cant you dont exite me enough.
does not go well belive me (but fun to do)

[jafo]

or the other thing to do is just say yes and wind your window up