Book report

[Dayvo]

Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.





One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


Titanic:..... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelery
Clinton:. Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.

Titanic:....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh,let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:. Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

[ryno_vrx]

lol thats brilliant