Great Aussie Mate

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"Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Tony! He's hiding marijuana inside
his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house. They searched the shed where the
firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found
no marijuana. They swore at Tony and left
The phone rang at Tony's house.
"Hey, Tony! Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."



"Happy Birthday, mate"

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