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    Default Day the penis asked for a pay rise

    THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A PAY RISE

    "I hereby request a raise in salary because i do physical labour & at great depths.
    I don't have weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment & in a dark place that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures & my work exposes me to contagious diseases"
    Yours sincerely
    P. Niss

    Response: "After considering your request & the argument raised we reject it for the following reasons; you are part time & fall asleep after brief work periods. You need to be stimulated into starting work. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift & don't observe safety rules such as protective clothing. You can't work double shifts & you often dribble"
    Yours sincerely
    V. Gina

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    bahah nice one


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    hahah that's awesome!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuicider View Post
    trust you to post that lol
    Trust you to read it!!!

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    i'll pay that
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