two ozzie and the devil

[burnz]

Two Aussie blokes, Kev and Bruce die at the same time and find themselves in
Hell. The Devil pays them a visit to see how they're getting on and finds
them in shorts and t-shirts, enjoying a BBQ....
"Is this place not hot enough for you?" asks the Devil.
Bruce says "Oh mate..we're from Australia ...we love the heat. It's just
like a summer's day."

Feeling angry, the Devil decides he'll fix these two and turns the heat up
to maximum. Everywhere in Hell, people are wailing and moaning from the heat
and satisfied with the result, the Devil decides to check back in on the two
Aussies.

He's furious to find Kev and Bruce flipping the snags on the barbie,
knocking back a couple of stubbies in their thongs and singlets, laughing
and chatting.

"How can you guys be comfortable in this heat?" screams the Devil.
Everyone else in Hell is absolutely miserable, but you two are actually
enjoying it!"

"Awww come on mate...says Kev. I spent last summer in Darwin . It's actually
nice to have some dry heat for a change"
The Devil storms off, scheming how to fix these two. After thinking about it
for a while he hits on an idea. If the two Aussies love the heat so much,
he's gonna turn it all off, which he does. After a night without heat, Hell
is 40 below. Icicles are hanging off the roof and if the residents were
unhappy about the heat, they are now bitterly miserable from the cold.

The next morning the Devil checks back in on the two Aussies. He finds them
jumping for joy, laughing and carrying on like they're having the time of
their lives. The Devil is beside himself with rage and screams "WHAT IS
GOING ON? How can you two be happy about this?"
Kev says...Mate, don't you know? Hell's frozen over!...Collingwood must have
won the Premiership!

[mcrow5]

lmao, nice nice.

[Buggy]

I like it lol

[1miss4comys]

collingwood sucks......go bombers!!

[GAMBLR]

GOLD XD hahaha

[Jo3_Blo]

Haahaha classic.