Jesus Likes Free Beer

[Grennan]

An Australian, Englishman and New Zealander are sitting in a bar over lunch each drinking their favorite beers from their home country. They notice a bearded man sitting at the bar sipping on a pint and they all swore it was Jesus. One by one they get up and go to the bar ask the barmaid who it was and send Jesus a pint on them.

Jesus finishes his lunch and his beer and wanders over to the three blokes who sent him the pints.

He walks up to the Englishman, touched him and said, "Thank you for the pint my son, you are healed".
The Englishman felt the strength come back into his dodgy knee, got up, and danced out the door.
He then walked up to the Australian, touched him and said, "Thank you for the VB my son, you are healed."
The Australian's dodgy back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Kiwi.
Again Jesus said "Thank you for the Red Lion, you are..."
Before Jesus could finish his sentence and touch him on the shoulder he jumped up and yelled, "Don't you touch me bro...My pension!!!"

[Torquative]

yeh exactly lmao

[VryNeat]

its funny i read the whole thing in my mind normally then the second it said the kiwi said i went bang kiwi mode

[bti_jet]

nice one mate