Scuba Steve
Penis/Vagina for a day
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Originally Posted by Zeussy
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Must say, i think the top one is funnier
LOL
Scuba Steve
yeah the women with the penis was funny LOL
"Get ahead faster in corporate America"......
Just lost the game.
You're a chick, of course you find that one funnier!
Carpark Mechanic.....
lol... love it
[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
Sexy Man
If i were a chick for a day i would do the most womanly thing i know, bitch and moan.
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Albert Einstein
Scuba Steve
LOL hope no ladies see this hahahaIf i were a chick for a day i would do the most womanly thing i know, bitch and moan.
VIP Member
ouch man...bit harshIf i were a chick for a day i would do the most womanly thing i know, bitch and moan.
Sexy Man
No offence intended, just jokes. I'm sure the ladies have a million comebacks when it comes to us guys anyway.
http://tinyurl.com/MetalisAwesome
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Moist
LMFAO!
But, who the fck talks wile there pissin ?!?!?!? LOL
^^^^ depends on how much ive had to drink whether or not i have a chat lol
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
Scuba Steve
+1 haha exactly the same
Moist
should add. for woman to try penis..
"kicked in the balls" OOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHH
no actually...its kinda funny but not true at all.....i am a female and if i woke up with a penis i would firstly scream, secondly scream loouder, third cry, fourth cry and scream at the same time and then organise it to be chopped off........dispite what you might think women dont actually care what orgasms are like for men....really who cares and i defenately wont want to touch it.
maybe u know the wrong ladies my friend!!If i were a chick for a day i would do the most womanly thing i know, bitch and moan.
Sexy Man
That is an understatement. Sorry i shouldn't have posted that comment, there are far too many great women in the world to do something silly like stereotype. Love you girls!
http://tinyurl.com/MetalisAwesome
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
classic man awsome..
Floor it and swerve driving skool
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