Let Your Spirit Soar!
nine things women say
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
And my lord its true i say it all the timegod im on a roller tonight!!! Number 9 is me all over!
Last edited by MyBabyVR; 29-10-2009 at 07:32 PM.
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ah i read this and relised that i wasted my time as for i do not have a woman and never will lol
Oh my God this is so true. I told a guy whatever tonight. And yep it was a subtle way of saying **** you. But obviously he doesn't get it. I'm gonna cut and paste this and send it to him.
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awwwwwwwwwww u poor thang u lolOriginally Posted by dynoryder
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OMG your right lmao hubby dont call me bitch for nuffin muffin ! im proud to earn the title! lmao
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Fun, fun, fun(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.
She's annoyed that your going down the pub.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
She's getting angry! "Generally".
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
She's sulking, roses, a cuddle and a kisss will generally fix this situation.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
You've just come home from the pub and going into the garage to suck on some long necks. Wait until she goes to bed, then sneak inside; if your game.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
She's just cooked a roast and you forgot to compliment her. "Easy to fix with a kiss and a cuddle.
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Sulking! Easy to fix with a cuddle.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
When you leave her to put the groceries away because us blokes never do it correctly.
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
Apologise, straight away, suckup as much as you can otherwise you'll be doing the cooking and be on the dry for a month.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
You forgot to tape her favourite soapy, she's annoyed as hell, you need to get out of the house NOW
And my lord its true i say it all the time
Let Your Spirit Soar!
ditto thats for a reason no doubt!!!!
Let Your Spirit Soar!
Fun, fun, fun
lmao but ya know what NO KISSIN OR CUDDLING fixes anything
signed MRS BTICH! rolf
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Horse crap!lmao but ya know what NO KISSIN OR CUDDLING fixes anything
signed MRS BTICH! rolf
Woops! You win!
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Horse crap!
Woops! You win!
lmao
well when the woman starts paying some bills, thats when ill give a shit what you feel like.
but for now, im working on my car, go get me a beer.
Scuba Steve
*Waits for the ladies of the forum to notice*
All over it...
*gets self a case of beer, a chair and a radio...* im steaking-out this one ! its gonna be hectic!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! i pay bills, AND work full time. AND buy my bf beer, and play with cars with him.
dnt generalise biatch!
haha waits and hides behind a protective barrier?!
im sure some will pounce on that one!
LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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I don't get it LOLHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! i pay bills, AND work full time. AND buy my bf beer, and play with cars with him.
dnt generalise biatch!
haha waits and hides behind a protective barrier?!
im sure some will pounce on that one!
LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Neither do iI don't get it LOL
Too tired to try and remember wat i was trying to say that day. haha.
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lol.
haha had to give this topic some interesting appeal
cos seemd like things women say just didnt cut it
*awaiting backlash*
Cammed & Eventualy Blown!
hahah epic thread
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lmao, do u want a friend?
lol
and then its
lol sorry ladys
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