A doctor goes to his office one day and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the Mrs. Smith file, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he cant tell which is which. He finally narrows it down to two charts and decides to call her house.
Mr Smith answers the phone. 'Mr Smith, this is dr Jenkins. I have bad news, Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimers disease, i dont know which. ' Well what should i do?' asks a distraught Mr Smith.
'Drop her off at the edge of town,' says the doctor'and if she finds her way back, Dont F**K HER!
Last edited by bti_jet; 10-11-2009 at 02:21 PM.
lmao......