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Old 13-07-2005, 09:29 AM
 

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Cool A Real Friend Test !!

Subject: A REAL FRIEND TEST !!



A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real
friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has
Shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real
friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real
friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you
clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to
bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A
Real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real
Friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an
argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real
friend expects to always be there for you!

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Old 13-07-2005, 11:16 AM
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That is so true.
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Old 15-07-2005, 12:03 AM
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A simple friend will help your uncle jack, off a horse
a real friend will help your uncle jack off a horse

*that joke is for smart poeple who like to be precise with english*
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Old 15-07-2005, 08:47 AM
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A simple friend will help your uncle jack, off a horse
a real friend will help your uncle jack off a horse

*that joke is for smart poeple who like to be precise with english*
haha thats a good one..
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