HRT Sack Pit Crew
Melbourne Australia
The Holden Racing Team (HRT) fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement follows HRT’s decision to take advantage of the Australian Governments Work for the Dole Scheme and Hire unemployed Aboriginal youths.
The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how a group of Aboriginal Youths were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 4 seconds without proper equipment, whereas HRT’s existing crew can only do it in 5 seconds with millions of dollars of Hi-Tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by HRT Management. As most races were won or lost in the pits, HRT would have an advantage over every other team.
However HRT got more than they bargained for. During the Aboriginals first practice session, not only were they able to change the tyres in under 4 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to a Ford Team for 4 dozen cans of VB, a carton of Winfield Blue and 4 litres of turpentine.
AAP-Reuter, 25 January, 08
Was better when it was Ferrari (and the cars were sold to mclaren), considering HRT havn't spent millions of dollars on a rattle gun.....
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Originally Posted by davway
Originally Posted by JONNNNOOOOO!!
well for those of us who havnt seen it before it was good for a laugh
It's been done, and i'm not sure the negative racial stereotyping was required for this joke. Your own special touch?
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STEALTHY's Shed Clean Out! Buy my ****
Originally Posted by davway
Originally Posted by JONNNNOOOOO!!
at the PC bullshit happening every day now. IT IS A JOKE TAKE IT AS ONE.
New infraction from now on, PC shit = perm ban.
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haha loving the forum attitude lately. anyone that mentions the word racist gets a world of abuse thrown at them. good to see theres no PC crap here. the joke doesnt really work without the ethnic bit in there
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lol lets be honest, there wouldnt be parts of that racist bit there if they werent part true.
Stereotypes dont make themselves up from thin air!!
I haven't heard this one before, And i am partly aboriginal...
I found it hilarious but haha
Honestly guys, it's the jokes forum. Lighten up.
I tried to LOL.