another blonde joke...but different.....
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived & bet twenty thousand dollars on a
Single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude. With that, she stripped from the Neck down, rolled
the dice &yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up &down and squealed ..
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers &then picked up her winnings &her
Clothes & quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
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